snarkasm

by rantywoman

http://www.mommyrotten.com/2011/10/hey-you-childless-women-suck-it-up-and.html

I want to empathize with women who struggle to find a partner they trust enough to go with on this journey of parenthood. Because, now that we removed the pathetic excuse of not enough money, the only possible thing that would stand in the way of any rational woman’s desire to whelp a litter is lack of a man. But honestly I just think that these women are gun shy after probably growing up in a broken home. Live a little ladies! Have some faith! Life’s an adventure and without children you are totally missing out! If you’re in a relationship that has these kind of trust issues then nothing will clear that up like a screaming, squalling, demanding infant. I had a baby with my man and everything turned out alright. Hell, I had two. What are you afraid of?

And all you single ladies? It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a partner to help you, the only thing that matters is that you experience the joys of parenting. (But only if you’re ready for it of course. After all it is the hardest job in the world.) Of course given that I am married and have no idea what it is like to be a single mom I’m kind of talking out of my ass here. But nevermind that. Just have babies! What are you waiting for?

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