From an LA weekly interview with comic Jason Nash:
Single people make me crazy with their whining about being alone. The reason you’re alone is because you don’t want to sacrifice your awesome life. You don’t want to be alone on Valentine’s Day? Well then come join me in Anthropologie while I wait for my wife for an hour and a half while my kid has liquid diarrhea. If there’s one thing I learned about being with someone, is you have to be willing to give every drop of yourself. Both people need to sacrifice so much to make it work and most of my single friends they don’t want to do that.