by rantywoman

This was sent to me today, and I found it annoying because I didn’t break any of her “rules” (and I’m not tall and don’t have curly hair– and btw I would kill for either), and I still had very little success with the whole endeavor:

Oh and if this is the cliche line that reeled them in, I was right to throw in the towel:

Instead of bullet points and résumé speak, I wrote that “my friends would describe me as an outgoing and social world traveler, who’s equally comfortable in blue jeans and little black dresses.”